Ten things I’ve learned from these Italian guys in this deli on dufferin

  1. It’s good to be polite. Thank you very much. That’s right, very polite. What a couple of polite young guys.
  2. This twelve year old boy, I swear to God, is at the shop trying to trade in a Range Rover and a Benz. He’s some kind of emperor of Hong Kong. Twelve years old, can you believe it?
  3. These Asians, some of them, got their money from rice and…uh….yeah textiles.
  4. It’s been a real multicultural year for weddings. Chinese, White, Persian. Oh yeah? Those Persians love dancing….lalalalala!!!
  5. Hey I got some canolis for you boys. You out playing paintball? How’d I know, I must be psychic.
  6. The lasagna is good. Get the lasagna.
  7. I made three cheesecakes. One’s for you Bruno.
  8. What about that black one? Oooo wow that’s a land rover. That’s a land rover.
  9. Two canolis from the top. Always the top ones. I know you’re crazy about uncle Tony I don’t care what you say!
  10. 99 out of a hundred people….when they hear the market is going down…they automatically think oh no I’m gonna lose money. They don’t know traders make money on the shortside. They don’t know.

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