Ten things I’ve learned from nuts

  1. Cashews are delish!
  2. Peanut butter is really sugary. Unless it’s natural. Then it’s really oily.
  3. Small things can kill you.
  4. If you are into almond butter, you are also guaranteed to have done a lemon cleanse.
  5. Nuts, like everything, are delicious with chocolate.
  6. When I buy nut-themed mixes, I often spend a fair amount of time picking around for pistachios.
  7. I often eat nuts around people who make jokes about eating nuts.
  8. My grandfather used to own these silver tools for cracking walnuts. It’s a lost art.
  9. My favourite chocolate bars have always been nut-based. Oh Henry. Turtles. Ferrero Rocher. Some of my favourite chocolate bars are not, in retrospect, chocolate bars at all.
  10. Jamaicans sometimes drink peanut punch. I guess it’s a good source of protein before hitting the dancehall.

Leave a comment

Filed under tenthingsivelearned, Uncategorized

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s